The car door opens – a child’s foot comes into view, then the child steps out of the car. Pushing with their whole body to close the door, the child is out and looks around. They freeze, eyes locked on the wire pen on the lawn. “Daddy, they have baby goats!” The next moment, the parent shouts at the racing child “slow down!”, but it does no good. The child has seen one of the animals from the Funny Farm, and no amount of shouting will stop them. In seconds they are at the fence, straining to pat the good natured goat, pig, or sheep wandering placidly inside. Minutes later, the parents arrive, smiling as widely as their child. There is something contagious in the joy a child experiences petting one of the animals in the Funny Farm!
The Funny Farm is USDA certified for the health and welfare of the animals, and your guests.
Do you ever find the need for someone, or some THING to blame your mistakes on? Well, we have the perfect solution – a scapegoat! We will bring a cute little goat to your facility and you can blame away. You can say “blame it on HIM!” Or, “Here’s your scapegoat”. It’s a great way to liven a sales meeting or any function where you are trying to put the past behind you in a humorous way.
Instead of just saying it, you can send a 24 carat, embossed, gilt edged invitation instead of speaking the words: “I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.”
For other people, that might result in dismissal. We’ll help you not only get away with it, but turn it into a photo event! Don’t put your ass on the line – use ours! A cute, loveable miniature donkey, a.k.a. an ass, ready to be kissed. You can keep your burro safe at home and arrange to have ours at the office, club, or event to be kissed. Our ass is in good shape, ready for some ass kissing, and the laughs that will follow. Photo opportunity? Indeed! Let people get a new photo for their resume or a profile picture for facebook, showing that indeed, they are an ass kisser.
To bring in a load of office fun, borrow our little friend for the day so that it is yours, and invite the rest of the group to kiss your ass. You’ll be glad you did!
The Funny Farm has many friendly residents, yet Hamlet is one of our most stylish. He is a sweet swine who dresses so fine, you may want him around all the time! Hamlet is perfect for a “kiss a pig” contest or promise, since he’s friendly, tame, and clean. Hamlet is a perfect little attention getter for your event, offering your guests a sweet, unexpected diversion. They’ll smile, they’ll laugh, and they might even want their photo taken with Hamlet as if he was a celebrity. He has a sweet way at events, and you’ll be glad he’s there when you hear the laughter of your guests!
Hamlet is kept clean, is tame, and does not live in the kind of conditions often associated wth his relatives. He’s like an unusual breed of dog, and as you can see from the photos below, people stop to say hello! Now, suppose you are arranging a participant for a “kiss a pig” contest? Maybe you have a school principal or an office manager, and they have to keep their end of the contest. Hamlet is an excellent choice. He is photogenic, a good kisser, and not a pig when it comes to sharing the stage!
For all your friendly pig needs, there is Hamlet!
A picture you will always treasure . . .
There is something about kids that makes them want to ride stuff. They start with a stuffed animal, then they try to ride the dog, at last settling for a ride on mom or dad’s back. “Piggy back me!” Is it any wonder that parents love pony rides almost as much as children? We think that if they could, a child stay on a pony all the way up to puberty; that’s how much they love the pony ride!
Our ponies are sweet, gentle natured, and ready to make wishes come true for your child. Whether you select a hand led pony ride, or one of our pony carousels, you’ll get wide smiles and excited stories of “‘member when I rode the horsie?” You’ll have photos of your child having the time of their life, with their pony, who they will promise to always remember.
We love ponies, too, and take pride in the neat, professional appearance of our staff and all of the equipment that we use. From the saddles and tack used for our ponies, to the trailers and trucks used to transport the animals to your event, we keep everything top notch. All animals are groomed thoroughly prior to each event, and the equipment is checked for safety and cleanliness. To complete the package, our ponies are friendly, well loved, and will be happy to make new friends at your party!
Speaking of ponies, we subcontract with a company that we have done business with for years and years on ponies. They have a large stable of small, very tame, very pretty ponies that are well groomed with nice saddles. We have checked out all the pony and petting zoo people in the area and we deal with these people because of the quality, the professionalism, their dependability, and their friendliness to children and their parents. We have never had any problems with them. We act as their agents representing YOU the consumer. (Please review the Funny Farm FAQ to understand the safety and facility requirements.)
A Little More About The Funny Farm
Petting zoos are a wonderful addition to a birthday party. We have been supplying the DFW metroplex with high quality petting zoos for years now (since 1991). We work with a farm that we have done business with for over 15 years on our petting zoos. Why don’t we work with other petting zoos? It is because we are so picky about who we will work with. To be part of the Funny Farm, any zoo has to answer 3 important questions.
You would be surprised how many fly by night operations there are in the DFW area. Anyone who lives in the country and has a few animals thinks they can run a petting zoo. We don’t take this view, and so there are very, very few zoos that we will work with. Why are we so picky? Because we know you don’t want just ANYONE for your zoo. You want REAL professionals that care about YOUR child and the other children’s SAFETY!
It’s the big things, and the little things, that make a difference. The Funny Farm will always clean up before leaving. The animals will be healthy, and vaccinated. We provide a hand washing station at each event along with signs that indicate proper hand washing methods, and details about the hand santizer used. Our staff will be friendly, courteous, and always care about the animals in the Funny Farm. Because of our attention to the big things and the little things, we know you and your guests will enjoy the Funny Farm at your event.
More questions? We tried to put the answers in the Funny Farm FAQ. When you are ready to add the delight of the Funny Farm review your petting zoo options, and send a price request form for your event!
For the safety of our animals, as well as your children, the Funny Farm is inspected and licensed by the USDA as a Class C exhibitor. This insures that our animals live in clean, safe conditions, with appropriate shelter, bedding, and that all nutritional needs are met. Each year, our veterinarian certifies the health and care with documentation to the USDA.