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Funny Business has a great roster with Santa, Mrs. Claus, and elves for your holiday party or Christmas event.
We can also provide a stirring bell show, costume characters such as Frosty or Gingerbread Men, Toy Soldiers
on stilts, reindeer & sleighs for photos with Santa, a petting zoo, and more! In Dallas or Fort Worth, call for holiday help!

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Whether you want a Santa, an Elf, a seasonal character like the Snow Queen,
live music from a caroling band of singers, or Party Ideas (like a petting zoo),
we have it all for you! Serving Dallas, Ft. Worth, and the entire metroplex!

Santa & Mrs. Claus  
Santa Earl

Earl is one of the top Santa's in the DFW area. He remains in character from the moment he steps into the venue. His repertoire of Santa anecdotes never ends. He tells stories, leads guests in Christmas carols, poses for photo ops, and leaves everyone feeling like "the real Santa" was truly there.

He was featured in Christmas print advertising for American Airlines in 2001.

The companies he has performed as Santa for look like a "Who's Who" out of Fortune 500. He books up for key Friday and Saturday nights in December 1-2 years in advance!

"Santa Earl needs no improvement. He had the attention of all children and a story for each one . . . He can bring all the children's attention to him, and most of all a smile to my little boy's face. I will use Santa Earl again next year." - Carol Altay

"Our evening brought back childhood thoughts of Christmas time." - Susan Pitts

Ready to invite Santa Earl? It's easy!
1. Click Earl's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

Earl as Santa Claus.
Earl is a loveable Santa, with natural hair and beard.

Brett with Scrooge Puppet.
Santa Brett

A puppeteer and magician extraordinaire. Brett studied puppetry at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology under Jim Henson Productions. He is a member of the Puppeteers of America. His credits are a mile long, but a noteworthy one is Chuck E. Cheese. He performed all the puppet acts that appear on the video monitors at every one of their restaurants in the world.

Ready to invite Santa Brett? It's easy!

Just send us a Holiday reservation form! Be sure to include a second choice in case Santa Brett is not available.

Santa with another well known Christmas character - Scrooge!

 
Brett as Santa Claus.
Scrooge puppet at home.

Brett is a popular Santa.

The home of Brett's Scrooge puppet.


Photo of Santa Joe.
Santa Joe T.

Santa Joe is one of the most experienced Santas in the DFW metroplex with 25+ years of experience. He performs yearly at some very highprofile events - such as the Highland Park Tree lighting! If you want personality plus, THIS is YOUR Santa! Joe enters the room with a very loud, outgoing Ho-Ho-Ho and gets everyone's attention. There is NO DOUBT who he is! When booked with one of our mischievieous elves (like Alphie) or Mrs. Claus (Margaret Clauder) they play off each other with ad libs and quips that bring the house down with laughter! Imagine Mrs. Claus getting onto her husband for eating too many cookies or tracking in soot on the carpet! Or, imagine Alphie the Elf telling everyone that Santa says her toes curl up (curly toed shoes) because Santa says "her feet smell!" This pair is perfect for adult holiday parties, and also great with the kiddies. 

Ready to invite Santa Joe? It's easy!
1. Click Joe's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

Santa Joe will fill the room with Christmas cheer!
 
Photo of Santa Joe
Photo of Santa Joe adjusting his glasses.
Santa Joe with a holiday hopeful telling Santa
what she'd like for Christmas this year!
Santa Joe is an active, warm, and creative Santa -
he'll really boost the fun at your festive event!

We'll gladly help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!


Santa Jimmy

Santa Jimmy will delight your children. He is a very gentle, sweet, grandfatherly Santa with his own REAL whiskers! He is friendly, approachable, and has the patience of a SAINT! He talks to each and every child while taking pictures and makes them each feel special and important. He has several years experience as Santa and we get lots and lots of repeat customers asking for him. He books up early for December so call in advance!.

Ready to invite Santa Jimmy? It's easy!
1. Click Jimmy's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's available, send us a Holiday reservation form!

Santa Jimmy photo.
 

Jimmy is an experienced Santa, and excellent with children!


Photo of Mr. & Mrs. Claus!
Santa Fred

(Below Right) This is a close-up of Santa Fred. You can see that he is a beautiful Santa with a very plush suit. He is very friendly with the children. They will all believe in Santa when Santa Fred comes to your party!

(Left) This is a husband wife combo that everyone will love. Santa Fred is jolly as can be. Mrs. Claus is sweet and the perfect compliment to her husband. She can assist him in keeping children happy by telling stories, face painting, or just being the perfect assistant to Santa.

Ready to invite Santa Fred? It's easy!
1. Click Fred's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

"Everyone loved Santa Fred! He was a hit for all ages!
Santa Fred helped make the party a great success!!!"
- Teresa Meyer

Fred as Santa with a thoughtful child.
Photo of Santa Fred, close up.

Santa Fred with a happy child!

Close-up of Santa Fred.


Santa Wendell

Sometimes we meet an entertainer who is so good with people, so friendly, and so likeable, we suggest they 'stretch' their skills and embrace new characters. This is what happened with Wendell the Balloon Dude. He's an excellent entertainer, much beloved by his audiences, and this year, Wendell is available as a natural beard Funny Business Santa. We convinced him to wear the red, and put his many years of experience entertaining audiences to work this holiday season! With a gentle way and a quick wit, Wendell will keep your audiences glad to have Santa at their event!

Ready to invite Santa Wendell? It's easy!
1. Click Wendell's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!
Photo of Santa Wendell in a cowboy hat.
 
Father Christmas dressed for Texas!
Photo of Santa Wendell checking his list. Photo of Santa Wendell keeping a secret.
Santa gets out the list, and checks it - nice!
Santa Wendell keeps a secret!

We'll gladly help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!

Santa Mac  

Santa Mac is warm, gentle, and the kind of man you can imagine reading the Night Before Christmas with a child cuddled in his lap. Children will gravitate to this Santa, as he is like a grandfather to them. His gentle manner is friendly, not frightening. His beautiful soft voice is soothing to the ear. He looks just the way a child expects Santa to look, with a real beard, and a real belly - nothing artificial. He knows his character including Santa history. He goes the extra mile to have a naughty and nice book with him, a Santa ID card, and a signet ring used to seal official Santa documents. After the children visit with Santa Mac they will say "Mom/Dad, there really is a Santa Claus! I just met him!" Have Santa Mac at your event and bring the magic of Christmas to life.

Ready to invite Santa Mac? It's easy!
1. Click Mac's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

Santa Mac in full body pose.

Close up of Santa Mac.
Close up of Santa Mack.
Santa Mac considers what's next.
For the best Santa's in the Metroplex, call Funny Business!
Photo of Santa Mack by moonlight.

Photo of Santa Mack checking his supply of toys!

Soft as snowflakes, Santa Mac brings toys!
Santa Mac packs something for everyone!

Santa Jim w/Mrs. Claus.
Santa Jim

With a beautiful voice that pleases the ear, a wonderful manner that draws people to him, and a fabulous costume, Santa Jim is an outstanding hire for your event! People absolutely love his voice, and once you hear him, you'll love him too. He just sounds like Santa! Jim and his wife are available for those events when you want Mr. and Mrs. Claus. He has lots of experience, a winning way, and he is a delight to work with. You'll be glad you called for Santa Jim!

Ready to invite Santa Jim? It's easy!
1. 1. Click Santa Jim's Calendar to check availability.
2. If he is free on the day you want, send us a Holiday reservation form! (Be sure to give us a second choice option in case Santa Jim is gets booked.)

Santa gets a glass of milk from his helpful wife, Mrs. Claus.

 



Elves & Seasonal Characters  
Photo of Margaret Clauder as the holiday character Snow Queen.
Photo of Margaret Clauder as Alphie the Elf.Margaret Clauder

Margaret Clauder, AKA, Maggie the Magical Clown™, is the most experienced, award winning clown Funny Business offers (since 1984). She can handle any type of entertainment and any age. During the holiday season she performs as Mrs. Claus and executes a brilliant performance with her holiday bells show.

Ready to invite Alphie or the Snow Queen? It's easy!
1. Click Margaret's Calendar to check availability.
2. If she's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

 

 

 

Margaret as her newest character, the Snow Queen! Visit Margaret's other site - www.mcpshows.com - to read a full description of the Snow Queen show.

Margaret as Alphie the Elf!

Photo of Margaret Clauder with an elf.
Margaret Clauder as Mrs. Claus, with bells!

Mrs. Claus with a helpful elf at her side!

Margaret as Mrs. Claus with her set of holiday bells performing her Bell Show, a beautiful music program. You can add character fun and music with her show!


We'll gladly help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!

Sharon, as Tinsel the Elf!
Sharon aka Tinsel the Elf

Sharon, AKA Hodge Podge the Clown, is the former President of Texas Mid Cities Clown Alley #85. She is also active in the puppetry guild, storytellers guild, and the founder of the DFW face painters association. She is an adorable clown, both white face or Auguste. She was mentored by a famous white face hamburger selling restaurant clown we all love (can't mention him by name for legal reasons). She performs a hilarious magic show that utilizes comedy magic and lots of audience participation. She juggles in her show. She also features a cute birthday skit with her bird puppet, Vern, that brings the house down. The entire audience including parents get involved when Hodge Podge comes to entertain. She also is an accomplished face painter, balloon artist, and storyteller. She won the prestigious Funny Business entertainer of the Year Award in 2003, based on customer comments on surveys we received. She is also our most requested clown!

Ready to invite Tinsel the Elf? It's easy!
1. Click Sharon's Calendar to check availability.
2. If she's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

Sharon as Tinsel the Elf, a character kids adore!

 
Martha

Martha, AKA Miss Cookie, has been entertaining children since 1996. She is currently the Vice President for Happi Tymes Clowns in Arlington. Barely 5 feet tall, 100 lbs. and with a tiny little voice, she looks like a big kid herself. She is definitely an adult but still a child at heart. Children gravitate to her because she is happy, non-threatening, and has such a sweet demeanor. She has a cute magic show and can face paint, make balloon animals, play games, perform with puppets, or tell stories with the children. Awards: Gold medal for skit performance at Circus Circus, Las Vegas, Gold Medal for skit performance Steve Kissell's Comedy Workshop.

Ready to invite Martha the Elf? It's easy!
1. Click Martha's Calendar to check availability.
2. If she's open, send us a Holiday reservation form!

Martha as a Holiday Elf.
 

Martha adds a seasonal puppet to her performance!

Gator Elf picture.
Kenny aka Gator

Gator is an entertainer extraordinaire. He can do anything, and he does it all superbly! From juggling, to stilt walking, to balloon artistry, to face painting, to clowning and more! He is a top children and family entertainer in our REGION! He is what we in the industry call "An All Arounder" meaning he is perfect for a multi-hour event, switching from one activity to another.

He has dozens of wonderful, creative stilt costumes including: Ten Foot tall cowboy, Genie, Basket Ball Player, German man, Uncle Sam on Stilts and more! He juggles while on stilts, tells jokes, and interacts with the crowd in a way that only a polished professional of his calibre can. He has a day rate that makes him very affordable for corporate parties. With exceptional skills like this, Gator is an outstanding holiday entertainer!

Ready to invite Gator the Elf? It's easy!
Just send us a Holiday reservation form!

Gator the Elf tries, and yet always makes silly mistakes.

Jolly and Leon the Elves
 

During the Christmas season, many Funny Business entertainers adopt an alter ego. The result? Top entertainers, experienced and super funny, present their talents with Christmas trimmings. Tricia and Susan (two of our most requested clowns) are Jolly the Elf, and Leon the Elf. Either individually, or together, they will have your guests laughing, relaxing, and enjoying the Holiday party! Great with adults and children, these elves will never be sel-vish, making sure to share the Holiday cheer wherever they are!

Susan and Tricia both have hilariously funny holiday magic shows using lots of audience participation. Both entertainers also have puppet shows. After finishing their program, they can entertain your guests with strolling elf antics, holiday balloon sculptures, or lovely holiday face painting. They are multi talented and easily change from one activity to another, keeping your party hopping with fun!

Ready to invite Jolly or Leon? It's easy!
Click here to view Leon's schedule

Click here to view Jolly's schedule

If the elf you want is available, just send us a Holiday reservation form! Be sure to have a second choice, just in case!

Photo of Jolly the Elf & Leon the Elf.
 
Jolly the Elf and Leon the Elf are always silly fun!
Photo of Jolly the Elf.
Photo of Leon the Elf.
Jolly the Elf will entertain guests with Holiday hijinks . . .
. . . while Leon the Elf unloads the gift of laughter!

DFW Funny Business has many Holiday Entertainment characters.
We can help you create an experience guests will remember for years to come!
We are in the Dallas/Ft. Worth Texas area, and can offer skilled characters for your seasonal party or event!

A Santa with real hair.
Mrs. Claus, another Funny Business character!

Santa Barry, a Funny Business Santa with a real beard.

Mrs. Claus as a solo act!


Live Music w/strolling Victorian Christmas carolers
Photo of Funny Business Christmas carol singing group.

Bring the ambience of a Dickens Christmas to life at your holiday party with our special Victorian Carolers. These carolers will enchant you with their lovely voices. You will instantly be transported back down memory lane of Christmases long past where sugar plum fairies danced in your head and the house smelled of cinnamon and apple cider. We have a quartet and a trio available for parties. 2 hour minimum. Call early for best availability! This is the perfect strolling group. They will stroll through your party adding atmosphere and putting everyone they encounter in the perfect Holiday mood. No set up. No clean up. No worry. Just book them and be happy! Your guests will thank you for it!

Ready to invite the Victorian Christmas carollers? It's easy!
Just send us a Holiday reservation form!


Reindeer - The Magic Of The Holidays on 4 Feet!
   
Photo of baby reindeer, from Funny Business.
Baby reindeer have soft fur, wide eyes, and the power to tug at your heart.

Reindeer are almost mythical creatures, endowed with the power of glowing noses and the gift of flight! They are gentle, grazing animals, larger than many people realize, and to meet one is a timeless memory. The effect is powerful on children, who of course know Rudolph, yet adults will stop, put aside their hectic schedules, and smile. Funny Business can provide you with live reindeer for your event, to transform your celebration into a lifetime memory. We can also have a Santa in a sleigh for a photograph to commemorate the event. How many years will people show that picture, when they got to see and touch a real reindeer? When you want to make the biggest, long last impact, call on the magic of reindeer!

Photo of adult, mature reindeer from Funny Business.
Photo of Santa in a sit-in sleigh, available from Funny Business.
There is a quiet majesty to a full grown reindeer.
Santa has room for one more! Are you ready for the ride?

Party Ideas

You can make your Holiday or Christmas party extra special this year with wonderful additions available from Funny Business. When you arrange for Santa, why not add Mrs. Claus and her bell show? Or how about an elf with a magic show, face painting, or balloons for the younger guests? You can add one of our caricature artists, too, and they'll add a seasonal touch to their work keeping it Christmas appropriate. You can have the Funny Farm, our high quality, USDA approved petting zoo, too!

Ready to make this an event your guests will talk about for months? Here are some outstanding options!

Photo of Holiday Puppeteer Kelli.
Kelly as Roudette, a Christmas Puppeteer.
  • Strolling Christmas carolers
  • Live reindeer and a sleigh for photo ops
Elf Stephanie ready to face paint!
  • Holiday puppet shows
  • Balloon decor
  • Arts and crafts
  • Christmas magic shows
  • Games
  • Christmas Bell Shows
  • Roaming holiday characters such as Frosty, Rudolph, Scrooge, Gingerbread men and women, The Snow Queen, Toy Solders on stilts, and more.
Photo of the blue kiddie train.
All aboard the kiddie train! They'll wait patiently for their turn to ride, and when they are finished, they'll tell their friends about riding the train at your event!

Let this year's party be your biggest, best ever for all your guests! Funny Business can help you deliver your dreams!


We'll gladly help you plan your Holiday happening.
Ciick here to make a wish list!


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